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Enjoy reading all about My adventures, desires and all the fart suckers in between in My enticing blog.
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Timing is everything and patience pays off
I’ve been blessed to have lived in several states. And for as long as I have lived in Indiana, I could never wait to leave. There’s a running joke about Indiana…it’s a blackhole state that seems to keep you here. Like you got stuck on 465 and could never find a way off, so you just take an exit and get a home. After nearly two decades in Indiana, I’ve learned a lot about Midwest living… In a way, I completely understand why so many movies and shows were centered around Indiana and “weird” things happening. Indiana has been a unique experience to say the least. You just had to…
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Why adopting bills is so undeniably damn HOT!
Adopting bills goes beyond handing over your money. In this blog, I share some of My reasons why adopting bills is a turn on.
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Different plans lead to 2 new goals and beginnings
No matter what you plan, sometimes you just gotta pivot.
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2022, An unforgettable year in review with Madame Du B
Out with the old and in with the new. Madame Du B reflects on 2022 and shares what's in store for 2023.
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Miss Me with That Amazon Link. 3 Reasons Why Amazon is Not My Vibe.
Seriously. Miss me with that amazon link. No, I do not want a gift card to Amazon either. Amazon is one of My least utilized platforms. I try to avoid supporting that juggernaut as much as possible. I add things to My wishlist and then will usually buy those items from the retailer directly or someplace local. My wishlist is nothing more than a shopping list to be used elsewhere. Not to say that I have never or will never ever order from Amazon because I absolutely have. I just try to avoid it as much as possible. The impact felt from Amazon is undeniable. Amazon has changed the game…
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The Mystery of why I Keep Disappearing?
It seems like a complete mystery…why do I keep disappearing? It was never intentional. My bad. As someone who has always embraced spontaneity with a poor regard to time, the majority of My trips and hiatuses have always just been spur of the moment, and enjoyable. Before I know it, weeks have passed. I am not afraid to say how spoiled some people keep Me and because of this, they contribute to these habits of Mine to linger around. Lately though, My reasons for all of My inconsistencies have been a result of dispirited feelings that I have not ever cared to disclose. We are three months into the new…
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Email Response Delayed or Denied? Get Your Tribute & Email Noticed Today with These 5 Tips!
Alright fart sucker, you’ve been lurking around…maybe it’s here on My website or maybe on My twitter. Maybe you came across one of My pages on clipsites while you were searching for that perfect clip.. maybe you’ve even been holding onto My email, waiting…. https://linktr.ee/MadameDuB Wherever you’ve been peeping from… nurturing and encouraging your urge and desire to worship Me has consumed your menial and malleable mind. You finally gathered up the courage, saved up your money and are ready to approach Me. But… Is that all it takes to approach Me? Courage and money? Just like Bishop Bullwinkle,”hell naw, hell to da naw, naw,naw, naw”.. https://youtu.be/8QxIIz1yEsA Lucky for you,…
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Madame’s Top 10 Ass Kicking Fart Fuels!
“I’m too old to be farting around with stuff that isn’t precisely what I want to do.” – Wes Borland I do not keep it hidden. I love food and I love farts! I love playing around with My diet, trying out different things in different ways, at different times to see how what kind of effect they have on My body (really, just trying to see how gassy I get.) I use this method a lot to prepare My body for whenever I’m having some one-on-one time with some fart sucker. Farts aside, it is good to know your body and important that you know what works for and what…
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3 Reasons Why Fart Suckers are My Undeniable All Time Favorites.
Everyone has a favorite. Fart suckers happen to be Mine.
