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Different plans lead to 2 new goals and beginnings

Juicy pivots bring powerful change

I started off this new year with a lot of different plans and goals…that led to new beginnings.

And then life threw a wrench into those plans and told My beautiful ass to PIVOT! 

That proverbial wrench isn’t anything bad. 

It was the opposite…

That wrench provided an opportunity that I would be foolish to pass up. 

Don’t bother asking me what that opportunity was…because if it was anything I wanted to share, I would. 

If you email me to congratulate me on whatever My grand opportunity was, don’t.

Instead, send a tribute with “congratulations” in the comment…

Because nothing says “way to go” like a sexy, big fat tribute

Triple digit tributes are sexy af

New opportunities means new change

With this new opportunity, I do not have time to record or edit content anymore. 

Sucks, right?

The downside for embracing new ventures…

C’est la vie

I will be uploading more MP3 since they are the easiest thing for Me to make time for you.

….and continuing selling My fart fume goodies too since certain men LOVE to pay up for My stinky farts.

So if you’ve been subscribed to My Onlyfans and haven’t seen as much content pumped out as before…

Deal with it and be grateful for what’s available…because you may find it vanished before the year is over. 

Especially if foolish guys jeopardize My account…again. (Seriously, our T&C are the same, you know the fucking rules and you are not special or exempt from them).

Who knows…

Do as the Buddhists and stoics do…

Embrace today, because you never know what lies tomorrow.

Juicy goals

While I am not able to discuss any of My juicy goals, I can share that it’s what I want and aligns with My long-term goals. 

And you should be very happy for Me about that. 

And you want to show support for Me and My long-term goals. 

Maybe after I’ve adjusted to My new workflow and My little love starts school I’ll go back to recording and editing filmed content.

But for now….

There isn’t enough time for Me to juggle everything that I am currently juggling.

Instead of spreading Myself too thin and not making the quality of work that I want, I’m choosing to embrace this new pivot.

Change is inevitable…if you don’t grow from that change…then you are going to become so stagnant, that you will lose yourself as well as site of your long term goals.

Fuck that.

24 hours in a day isn’t enough time

If this post is heartbreaking to you and the idea of no longer seeing My beautiful ass blast gas and torment fart suckers and beta losers alike, then think of what you can do to add value to My life.

Here’s a hint…it’s not editing My content for Me. 

I would never let a male edit My content outside of My own place.
And face it, I’m not allowing anyone to come over to My house…

As always, the best way to add value in My life is to:

  • Surrender your bank account to Me. 
  • Adopt a bill (Or two)
  • Order Me a new phone with enough storage to keep Me happy
  • Renew My website before May so you can stay up to date
Make yourself valuable for Me

It really is that simple.

This isn’t a goodbye

Video content may be slowed down to a near standstill, but this isn’t a goodbye. 

This is just a part of My pivot that I’m allowing you to be a part of. 

After doing this for so many years, I’m not entirely sure if I ever want to truly say goodbye…

Stay tuned to discover what’s next. 

You never know what opportunities will unfold next….