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Madame’s Top 10 Ass Kicking Fart Fuels!
“I’m too old to be farting around with stuff that isn’t precisely what I want to do.” – Wes Borland I do not keep it hidden. I love food and I love farts! I love playing around with My diet, trying out different things in different ways, at different times to see how what kind of effect they have on My body (really, just trying to see how gassy I get.) I use this method a lot to prepare My body for whenever I’m having some one-on-one time with some fart sucker. Farts aside, it is good to know your body and important that you know what works for and what…